Patti Robertson

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Who?
Patti is Sarah's secratary in the I.H.A.V.E.A.N.I.C.E.D.A.Y. foundation. Not a lot is known about Patti.

Why is that name familiar?
It's a parody of Robert Pattinson, whom Patti could beat the daylights out of.